It’s Friday — time for a joke or two

15th September 2019

There are NO good Beethoven jokes, but there are lots of good soprano jokes. As a soprano myself, I am happy to be laughed at:

  • How do you know a soprano is at your door?
  • She can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come in.


  • How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?
  • Thirteen. One to change the bulb and twelve to say “I think it’s too high for her”.